Okay I wasn't going to go here, mostly because every time I say the dreaded phrase "50 Shades of Grey" it feels like a year of my sex life shrivels up and dies. But I'm going to do it because I can't keep the silence anymore. Here we go...
The real reason everyone should go support my IndieGoGo campaign is because my book is 80 million times sexier and better written than E.L. James' flowery Twilight fan fiction!
There I said it. You know what else is great about my book? I'm an experienced kinkster who has been exploring rope for something like 15 years and teaching it to others for 2 years. This means I can write about BDSM intelligently and from personal experience. I know how it all works! Another major benefit is the complete lack of words like "my inner goddess," "geez!" and "later babe," because the people in my book are three dimensional humans instead of soulless muppets (sorry muppet fetishists!) These humans have hot, intense, often complicated relationships and rope scenes full of intimacy, connection, and love.
It's as if I'm writing about real life or something.
But wait there's more! With this limited time literary offer you can also read a memoir from the point of view of an ethically polyamorous, queer woman speaking honestly about her desires, adventures, dreams, and failures. So not only is the book hot, it depicts multiple life styles that aren’t often seen in print. Also, holy shit, I discuss this revolutionary thing called consent! In case you haven't heard of it before it's fucking hot.
All this stuff really happened to me. I can't make it up. It’s not some bodice-ripping fantasy. Don't kinky relationships deserve to be shown delving into consent and connection the way mainstream depictions of SM in books like Fifty Shades of Grey did not? If you feel as passionately as I do that a book series written by an author that isn’t a part of the lifestyle not continue to be the spokesperson for “kinky” sex, then share the every loving hell out of my fundraiser!
Act now and I'll throw in, not one but two Snuggies! (Okay the Snuggies are a lie but I do have some pretty awesome perks to offer in addition to the book.)
But don't take it from me, here's what other people have to say about Diary of a Rope Fiend:
Or some reviews of my writing in erotica anothologies:
Or long time followers of my writing in my blog or on Fetlife: